英文段子:可怜的男人 复制
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一个男人坐在酒吧里,伤心至极。酒吧招待:“你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?”男人:“我们吵了一架,她说一个月都不跟我说话。”酒吧招待:“那你应该高兴才是啊!”男人:“不,今天是这个月的最后一天。”
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一个男人坐在酒吧里,伤心至极。酒吧招待:“你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?”男人:“我们吵了一架,她说一个月都不跟我说话。”酒吧招待:“那你应该高兴才是啊!”男人:“不,今天是这个月的最后一天。”
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