是人们生活中所必需的，毕竟一个幽默的人在社会中是非常受欢迎的，西方人还是比较有幽默感的，所以没事听几个英语笑话还是很不错的，那么下面我们就一起来看几个英语笑话吧。英语笑话1A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.”我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐，那里很醒目地写着，不接受超过20美元的大钞(请自备零钱)。The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating here.”我们前边的一个女士指着这个牌子对我们说：“上帝保佑，如果我身上有超过20美元的话，我一定不会在这儿吃饭!”英语笑话2The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.“It’s all right,” said a gentleman, “don’t be afraid. Don’t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don’t bite?”“Ah, yes,” answered the little girl. “I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?”一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？” 英语笑话3A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时，发现一只猴子荡下来，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says “Do you know your monkey stole my beer.” The pianist replies “No, but if you hum it, I’ll play it.”该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”好了，几个英语笑话就给大家讲完了，希望大家能够喜欢，同时也希望大家看完这几个英语笑话后，可以从中获得快乐，并把快乐传递下去。